Welcome to Twisted Apothecary

Where spirituality meets sarcasm and your credit card goes to die.

Unleash your inner witch

Finally, a witch shop for people who roll their eyes at "blessed be" everything. We're here for the baby witches, the skeptical witches, and the witches who buy more oracle decks than they can realistically use.

Shop the Chaos

Breathe and Bloom T-Shirt $24.95
Protected by Cats and Magic Doormat $36.00
Hex The Patriarchy Pink Crystals T-Shirt $24.95
Enter if You Dare (Consequences Not Our Problem) Doormat $36.00

About Us (AKA The Baby Witch Behind the Madness)

Hi, I'm the baby witch entrepreneur you didn't know you needed. Based in Jesup, Georgia, I started Twisted Apothecary because I couldn't find witchy supplies that matched my vibe - sarcastic, realistic, and still figuring it out as I go.

We're not your typical "moon goddess" shop. We're a mix of handcrafted goodies made with love in our Georgia studio and carefully curated print-on-demand products that we think you'll actually want to own.

We're for the witches who:

Have messy altars and that's perfectly fine
Want oracle cards that won't blow sunshine up your ass
Need doormats that say what your neighbors are thinking
Appreciate spirituality without the pretentious vibes
Don't care if something is handmade or mass-produced as long as it's awesome

I'm learning right alongside you, making mistakes, and having way too much fun doing it. Welcome to the chaos!